This one's for Mike's Pittsburgh family....
Scene: I am sitting at the table going through some bills, kids are playing on the floor
Lena: Mom, the ribbons are mean.
Me: What? What do you mean?
Lena: The ribbons are mean.
Me: Ribbons? Ribbons aren't people so they're not nice or mean... do you mean "ribbons"?
Lena: No (insert eye roll), ribbons are at Uncle Matty & Aunt Kristin's (they have a craft room). The ribbons are mean because their mommies didn't hug them enough. The Steelers are nice.
Me: WAIT, do you mean the "Ravens"?
Lena: yea, like football
Me: Ohhhhh, I see. One day Daddy told you the Ravens are mean and the Steelers are nice, right?
Lena: Yep.
Me: hahahahahaha! (text to mike at work about successfully brainwashing his daughter)